Heterosexual Questionnaire

While I totally stole this from Michael, I felt I had to put this up. The Last question is too funny, in light of where I've been!


1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?

6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?

8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can’t you just be what you are and keep quiet about it?

9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems they’d face?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?

14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?

15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

Any Publicity is Better than no Publicity

I guess any publicity is better than none. Here's an article about the place that saved my life. The article is about the "inadequate aftercare" and how dangerous it can be. The message is, "They make you drink until you puke and then give you Sodium Penathol to make sure you don't lie." Yes! They do make you drink until you puke! It's called Aversion Therapy for a reason! Look it up, people! It's not supposed to be fun. In most cases however, they make you puke and then drink. I signed on for this voluntarily.

I've tried other modalities. They didn't work. Believe me, if I thought that something else would have worked, I would have done that. As I've already said, I owe my life to Schick Shadel. It was the best and worst time of my life. Don't let the message of the article fool you. I've never laughed so hard and made so many friends in my life. Of the 100 or so contacts in my phone book, about 30 of them are people I've met in treatment that I know I can call on at any time. One guy sat with me in the hospital for a night, shortly after my leaving. We're all going through the same thing. Most of us have tried other centers, to no avail.

The treatment is severe, but not inhumane. We're all there VOLUNTARILY! They don't take people on court deferrments. The aftercare that I received, as well as all of the patients I spoke with, was top notch. Of course you don't remember getting to your room after a rehabilitation interview. That's kind of the point. You are monitored for some time before being taken to your room and put to bed.

I do appreciate that the newscaster brings up the sucess rate with the reporter. Schick Shadel works! It's not for everyone though!

Grammar Rocks!

Most people that know me, know that I can be rather picky when it comes to grammar, even though I suck at it. I thought this article rocked! Click Here